Friday, 1 April 2011

Comic 880: Randall's April Fools

Alt-text: I'm only willing to visit placid lakes, salt flats, and painting exhibits until the world's 3D technology improves.
Well, Randall's shitty art style actually gives him a leg up in his April Fools joke. The 3D program that he got someone to write adds absolutely nothing to his comics, and in fact makes most of them far worse. Just like in the films! Seriously, if that had been the main gist of this comic, it would've got a passing grade. Ragging on 3D effects is by no means a new joke, but this satirical execution is fairly clever and original.

But no, that isn't the main joke of the comic. Instead it's this 'haha, the real world is in 3D too!' bullshit. It's the sort of asinine observation you hear when with a group of friends at the cinema. Someone will put on the glasses, look around the lobby and say 'wow, everything's in 3D!", someone else will slap them down and we all get on with our lives. It's a bad joke even in a context where bad jokes are tolerated.

So Randall decides to base a comic on it.

Never mind. On a more positive note, this is yet another of his recent comics in which he rejects Megan. Has he accepted that he will never have her, and the comics are balancing out as a result? Or is it going to descend into violent, internet-based nerd rage against her? I know which one I'm hoping for.

BINGO TIME!

48 comments and 8 squares

 
That was a sterling effort for such a small comment thread, and all because Rob wrote a standard 'review'.

11 comments:

  1. It's the balanced comics one, right?

    Captcha: lation, ooooh, only two characters off

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  2. or three, whatever, it's just missing that juicy middle.

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  3. It's missing 'cta', a clear anagram of cat.

    Your neuroses are showing, Capn...

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  4. "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."

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  5. I have nipples. Could you milk me, Capn, cou...oh wait.

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  6. Life is a prison. And the most terrible of all because to escape from it must pass the bucket. Jokes ever with these things. I'll fuck you. I'll fuck you and you will enjoy. Your ass, it will more ecstasy. It will not bother to call for help: free there is no caretaker. Nobody comes. You're all alone with your shame. And I, your shame, I transform into happiness. I am a bouquet of flowers.

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  7. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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  8. Anonymous 01:31

    I'm so sorry, but try as I might, I just can't disregard this revelation of yours.

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  9. How long before we get "goatk3d"?

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  10. I think the first comment on "that other blog" was a very subtle and cheap attempt at a bingo.

    Hm.

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  11. The worst part of the comic is that it implies stick!Randall would hate to go outside and/or interact with people. He turned down a bike ride so he could stare at a screen for longer. The comic's premise is an excuse for not having to experience anything beyond his computer screen.

    And the alt text is worthless. It just makes the point that 'hey, some things in the real world are flat.'

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