Alt-text: 'That was definitely not in my top three wishes.' 'Who said anything about YOUR wishes?' |
R writes an internet comic about 'romance, sarcasm, math, and language', one that is surprisingly popular despite it's highly amateurish artwork. Those without prior knowledge of his condition can be forgiven for not seeing the true purpose of his comic, which was an attempt to impress the object of his desire. The woman in question identifies strongly with the 'nerd' subculture and thus R's comic is filled with such references. He frequently draws M into his comic as a highly intelligent, dominating figure in his life, a genius that can do no wrong and to which he is entirely subservient. Early comics about M tended to be romantic in nature, but gradually became more focused on sexuality, and depicted M talking about and engaging in various erotic acts.
We believe his latest comic provides a great insight into R's psyche. There can be no denying the overtones of sexual inadequacy permeating this strip - a mere two 'rubs' of the lamp is all that is needed to achieve his empty satisfaction. Although R curiously insists on not drawing facial expressions (perhaps a sign of mild sociopathy?), the dejection and disgust of the figure in the last panel is obvious. Still, he does not drop the lamp as that would entail rejecting his sexual needs entirely, and R is unwilling to do so no matter how abhorrent he finds them. The 'alt-text' supports the idea of R's simultaneous rejection and embracing of his deeper desires.
Such interpretations are entirely obvious, but the position of the lamp at the figures chest in the middle two panels, and its odd nipple-like structure in the final panel, also suggest a subconscious acceptance of his lactation fetish as a real sexual desire. His conflation of semen and breast milk, however, is causing him much confusion, and if left unattended could lead to runaway feelings of self-loathing.
It is our opinion that R needs to 1) accept his lactation fetish as part of his identity, and 2) accept the real motives behind his webcomics. Once these breakthroughs are made, R can begin the process of healing his ego, thereby rendering his obsessions superfluous.
BINGO TIME!
And what do we have this time?
Well, not a shabby effort at all. I even almost gave the centre square to Ann's 'unspit', but I don't want to make it too easy.