Obviously the captchas are written by Chinese girls in a factory somewhere, where they are forced to work sweatshop conditions with no wages. They train them at age 4 to do the swirly typography. They are rewarded with food scraps when a captcha fools someone. But they get beatings every time they accidentally write a real English word. Don't ask me why, Google just works that way.
Those that are intelligent enough are allowed to graduate to the Wolfram|Alpha program. Ever wonder why Wolfram|Alpha takes a few seconds to load when you ask it something? Yeah.
This blog jumped the shark just as soon as I joined. Coincidence?
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Captcha: ...skyworm. What the fuck. Who writes these, science fiction authors?
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ReplyDeleteObviously the captchas are written by Chinese girls in a factory somewhere, where they are forced to work sweatshop conditions with no wages. They train them at age 4 to do the swirly typography. They are rewarded with food scraps when a captcha fools someone. But they get beatings every time they accidentally write a real English word. Don't ask me why, Google just works that way.
Those that are intelligent enough are allowed to graduate to the Wolfram|Alpha program. Ever wonder why Wolfram|Alpha takes a few seconds to load when you ask it something? Yeah.
Hey, looks like you've got some new competition Kittens..
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The bingo is the only good part of this blog anymore. More bingo plz.
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